A Circus of Republicans
Sweet like sugar Cain,
but ran from the rain,
leading like Newt but seasonal as fruit,
Romney’s got that heat like a fever,
maybe he can still make us a believer,
Perry Perry talk so scary,
cant win an election like john kerry,
Bachchman was made fun off on fallon,
her campaign could be sinking by the gallon..
Paul is in the race but is MIA,
always talkn conspiracies like the CIA,
Palin likes Santorum who is in the race,
nobody knows cause he got no face,
they all say they can do better than Obama,
we’ll see like that show futurama….
(still thinking…to be continued…this is part of the beware the hyenna II series)
Kim Jong II exit; Kim Jong un, come on down….
2011 will more than likely go down as the year of the fallen dictators. North Korean strong man Kim JongII has passed at 69, joing Gaddafi in the great beyond. The late leaders favourite son, Kim Jong un is the new leader. Many North Koreans were seen on camera shedding tears at news of his passing…..hmmm…...it is unknown if the tears were that of joy or relief. We will know soon enough.
Yapdem’s take on the Republican Presidential candidates
With the Republican primaries getting closer and closer, the shift in popularity among the candidates has been unpredictable. Here is how we see it…
Bachchman- beat Palin for the bible totting, easy on the eyes, Republican babe title. But that seems to be it. She could be a nice running mate at this point.
Cain – burst out to a fast lead, looked like we would see a black on black Presidential debate, but his past love for white women and an inability to take the heat, forced him to get out while it was hot.
Gingrich – who said the dead can’t rise? The former speaker of the house’s career was over long ago, but by some miracle he has risen and taken the lead. He is tough enough, unlike Cain, that his past scandals might make him…..more vulnerable, i.e. more human.
Paul - Everybody loves Ron Paul, apparently not enough to vote for him when it matters. I guess just because you like something, doesn’t mean you should have it. Love ya, Ron, but not enough to run this country.
Perry – He started hot and is limping to the end. He has been a victim of self inflicted wounds and has been exposed as a loose cannon. He is in the wrong era, but Texas could still use him.
Romney- The man who should be leading, should be Obama’s toughest opponent, should be beating everyone else easily, but is not. For whatever reason <cough…religion…cough...> he is not appealing to his base. He could still take it, if Newt stumbles.
Kabila wins!!!! Opposition says “Congo Bongo Mongo”
Congo’s incumbent leader Joseph Kabila has been announced as the winner of the recent elections. The young leader took over the mineral rich nation after his father’s assassination. Etienne Tshisekedi, the opposition leader is accusing the winner of ballot stuffing and cheating…..hmmm…..so it was a typical African election.
Yapdem’s Athlete of the month: Tim Tebow
The critics say he can’t throw. The analysts say he will never win a Super Bowl. The experts say the Broncos can’t go far with this style. Opposing players mock his faith, and who he is.
HE JUST PLAYS AND WINS. When the chips are down he just plays. No matter what anyone thinks, he does his little prayer to God.
In a league filled with all manner of ex and current criminals, it’s good to see a christian kid just leave it on the field and bring some excitement to a team nobody was going to care about for a couple of years.
So Tebow, Yap dem, keep Yapping dem brother!
Fashionista Monooge tells a joke….
A boy called one FM radio station and this is what happened…..
BOY: I have found a lost purse with $100,000,a MasterCard and I.D of one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato,plot 4 Park View Estate,Ikoyi.
PRESENTER: How honest U are boy,so do U want to return d purse?
BOY: No!I just want 2 dedicate a song to him….MY HELPER OOOOO…MY HELPER… (my God, my God….my God has delivered for me)
